May 1: Sasuke and Itachi Day!

Today is Sasuke and Itachi day because I made it that.Now what you have been waiting for.... my next story and for me to update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I tried to update before, but my internet got screwed and everything was deleted so I started writing little at a time so that won''t happen. I made another series that I will show later. In my 1st series I made people look better and worse.
Sasuke- better     Itachi-better     Kisame-worse     

Jolin Special: Jolin meets Itachi

Me: I'm bored!!!
Jolin+Igumi: Not surprised. *We were still walking and down the road we saw Itachi laughing with his friends.*
Itachi: It was so funny to see how weak my foolish little brother was! A girl that looked weaker than him was sitting on his back!!!!!
Me: Weak....
Jolin: I know where this is going. *I went up to Itachi planning to kick him the shin.*
Itachi: Hey you're that girl sitting on Sasuke!
Kisame: HA! She looks so weak!
Me: On second thought.... *I kicked in the shin really really hard.*
Igumi: I would've guessed you would do that.
Me: You don't talk about your brother like that! (Though I do it all the time...)
Kisame: I'll get you for that! * He took out his sword thingy and started charging towards me. Jolin jumped in front of me and blocked it with her lightning rod.*
Jolin: Don't mess with me! I know all your techniques so don't hurt my cousin!
Me: Thanks. Wait...when did you get so protective?
Jolin: Never mind that, I challenge you to a duel Itachi!
Igumi: Why does that have anything to do with what we are trying to do?
Jolin: I want to see who's stronger.
Itachi: I accept your challenge!
Jolin: You'll still be my fav character when you lose.
Itachi: Fat chance! *Jolin and ITachi stood on the field waiting for the first move. After 10 minutes Itachi charged towards her with a kunai. Jolin took out her lightning rod and blocked it. She jumped in the air and did some hand signs. Lightning appeared in her hand.*
Jolin: Chidori!!!!!!!!
Itachi: What?!?!?! How can a novice do that?!

(Stare into the eyes of Itachi or else Golum will hurt you!!!!!!)

Me: Don't underestimate her Itachi. I should know her best. After all she is my cousin.  *She ran towards Itachi and he threw a smoke bomb and grabbed her hand.*
Itachi:Good, but not good enough. *He twisted her arm,*
Jolin: Is that all you got? *She fliped him and did the thing her brother thaught her. He didn't flinch. The fight went on for an hour.*
Me: &Igumi, you think that this will end anytime soon?&
Igumi:&Let me guess you're bored.&
ME:&Yup.& ^-^ *Itachi finally collasped.*
Jolin: Yay, I won!
Me: I'm proud of you. *We started cheering and Itachi's friends were stunned. Itachi got up and walked towards Jolin. Jolin got in a mode to attack.*
Itachi: How can I lose to a 12 year-old girl? (Her age is altered)
Igumi: Take some time to soak it in...
Me: Jolin is a strong person. She also knows all the attacks. I should know that better than anybody.
Itachi: Fine. You have won today, but you will not win again, I swear it!
Jolin: Good luck with that. *We left.*
Me: I feel as if we're forgetting something.
~Back there~
Sasuke: Can someone untie me so I can kill Itachi?!?!?!
Random person: Don't you have a kunai?
Sasuke: No. I left them home.
Random dude:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *I ran back and kept carrying him.*
Sasuke: No! I need to kill Itachi!
Me: Do that when I'm not here.
~Later~
Sasuke: You know I have training, right?
Igumi: We all know Kakashi's late. *We teleported there and Naruto and Sakura were staring at us.*
Me: This is freaky. ( Sakura looked like this.)

Naruto: Who the hell are you!?!?!?!?!
Jolin: Bow down to us!
Naruto: Never!!!!
Me and Igumi: She said to bow down!!!! *He starts bowing.*
Igumi: That's more like it! -Kakashi comes-
Kakashi: Sorry I'm la... Naruto, why are you bowing down? Sasuke, why are you tied up, Saukra why are you mad and who are you?
me: I'm Yumi Uesagi, the the one that will not be silenced by the likes of you. You're Kakashi, the perverted one.
Igumi: I'm Igumi, the better than you one.
Jolin: I'm Jolin Kisoto, the one who beat Itachi.
Kakashi: You beat Itachi!!!!!!!!!! I remember you Yumi. You were sitting  on top of Sasuke. Anyway I'm bringing you to the academy right away. * We go to the academy and there is a class there.*
Iruka: Kakashi! What are you doing here?
Kakashi: You must test these three.
Iruka: I'm in a middle of a class.
Igumi: Are ou blind or something, Kakashi? *Kakashi went into a different room. The class was staring at us.*
Me: Hi... Keep one thing in mind. I will pwn you.
Random student: Who the hell are you?
Me: Be curteous or else. *I go behind him and take out a kunai around his thort. (sp?)*
Me: Move you die.
Jolin: Put the kunai away.
Igumi: No! Give it to me!
Me: I think I'll keep it. *I put it away and we hear Iruka scream.*
Igumi: I think he heard your achivement, Jolin.
Iruka: AHHHH! How can novices do that?!?!?
Jolin: I think he heard your achivement.
Iruka: Ok! Class dismissed early. *Class left. He tests us.*
~Later on top of roof~
*Me, Igumi, Jolin, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were there.*
Kakashi: Tell us about yourselves.
Jolin: My name is Jolin Kisoto. I'm Yumi's cousin. I like a lot of things, but I don't feel like telling you. Just to tell you, we are not of this demension.
Everyone (but us): What?!?!?!
Jolin: I don't want to tell you anything else.
Naruto: You're like Kakashi, you tell us nothing.
Jolin: I am not perverted!!!
Igumi: My name is Igumi. My last name is something I will not reveal to you. I like Shadow. I hate some people. I'm done.
Sakura: (To Naruto and Sasuke): Maybe we'll find out more from Yumi than we did the others.
Me: My name is Yumi Uesagi. I like anime, manga, hanging out with friends, video games, computer, and other stuff. I hate some people. My dream is to be able to protect my friends and family from danger.
Kakashi: Ok, we're done. Meet me tommorow 9:00 sharp.
Igumi, me and Jolin: &I'm sure I won't.&

Sasuke:NEXT TIME...they have to take the genin test, but only this time, they have to steal the bells from my squad. Read next time in

Genin Test!

Poll! Who's the best?

   The avenger...Sasuke!

 The swordsman...LEEK! I mean... Link!

 The evil...Itachi!

 The hedgehog...Shadow!

You decide! I chose Sasuke easy. Comics! Today is dedicated to Itachi and Sasuke!

is is Sasuke in his really freaky form. Bad boy.

 Sasuke attempting to kill Itachi, but obviosuly failing.

 Aww... Itachi is so nice, but not for long.

 lol.

Questions.

1. Do you like my stories?

2. Do you think I'm awesome?

3. Do you know what is under Kakashi's mask? (I will tell you if you don't)

4. Do you like the show Naruto?

5. Who is your favorite Naruto character?

Ansewr them and Bye!

Here are some comics I found.

 lol. Poor Naruto.

 Lol.

 Poor Naruto..

 
He's pathetic.. Run Sasuke! Run! That person's drunk..

 Itachi is scary sometimes.

It's a stupid scarf!

  Why is Luffy there?

Whoa that's creepy!

 That's creepier!!! Sasuke like a goth or something!

I could've guessed.

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 Young Sasuke...



 I could've guessed.

 don't mess with the book.


Fufilling their dreams....

 

 

 Happy Halloween!!! Naruto and Sakura will never understand...

 

 

 Awww... baby Sasuke is so cute!!

 

 

One Piece High School!

 

Lol...

 

Poll!! What did you think of the pics?

A. They were funny! lol!

B.Some were just creepy! ( I agree with you.)

C. ... ( What do you mean"..."!)

 

Attack of the Fangirls!( Iqra will be Iqumi from now on. Warning to Tiff: Every Justu is in English besides chidori because tha's the on;y way I can say it in and so the people understand.)

Me and Iqumi: Bring it on Losers! *I happened to watch Naruto so muh that I'm a master of all the justus of every village. Iqumi on the otherhandwas the master of fire.*

Fangirl: You must face us all at once. *There happened to be a 100 fangirls.*

Sasuke:&How many fangirls are there?& *We stood quietly waiting for the first attack. I stayed on guard while Iqumi readied her justu. THe first attack was made by the fangirls. I  pulled out a kunai and blocked every move these fangirls made. The justu was ready!!

Iqumi: Fireball justu!!! *Fire blew out of her mouth hitting the fangirls. Since we happened to be near a lake, I readied a justu while Iqumi fought.*

Me: Iqumi! Stand back! *Iqumi jumped out of the way knowing my next move.*

ME: Water Vortez Justu!!!* Water turned into a vortex and hit the fangirls. Iqumi and I turned our eyes into Sharingans.*

Fangirls: We give up! *They ran away and I started carrying Sasuke again.*

Sasuke: How the heck did you get sharingans?

Iqumi: Because...We're special! *All of a sudden we started hurtling through demesions and appeared at my house.*

Me: What a weird dream.

Sasuke: What are you talking about?

Me and Iqumi: AHHH! What are you doing here?! *Jolim (Tiffany) walks in*

Jolin: COOL! It's Sasuke! *starts poking him until Sasuke bites her.*

Jolin: Owww! Now this is why Itachi is better than you!

Sasuke: What?! How the heck is he better than me?! He destroyed my clan!

Jolin: So... *They keep arguing until I slap them both.*

Sasuke and Jolin: OWWW!

Me: Now shut up and listen! We need to get back to NAruto world and bring Sasuke back! It's also so cool there!!

Jolin: I want to go!

Iqumi: One problem is ... we don't know how we got there. *All of a sudden we get back there. I'm wearing a Uchiha shirt thingy and I'm carrying a sword, kunais, and surikens. Iqumi is also wearing a Uchiha shirt thingy and she's carrying bows and arrows, surikens and kunais. Jolin is wearing an Atsuki cloak thingy (Thing Itachi wears) and she's carrying a lightning rod, kunais, and surukens. Sasuke is staring at us with his mouth open.*

Sasuke:&ARE THOSE MY SHRITS!?!?!?!&

Me and Iqumi: I heard that!!!

Sasuke: But I didn't....

Me: Iqumi and I can read minds. *I hit him on the head and we kept walking.*

Sasuke: Next time... Jolin meets Itachi and must fight him! The girls meet the rest of the squas and join the academy! Read next time in...

Jolin Special: Jolin meets Itachi!

Here is some stupid comic thingy I made that would never be true...

I'm Stuck in Naruto

Me:What the heck is going on? I was watching Naruto.

Some random guy: Hi...

Me: You must die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *killing him with justus and stuff like that*

Saskue:???

Me: Hey! You're Sasuke! That guy who's friends with Naruto that hates Itachi and is from the Uchiha clan and his dream is to kill Itachi and to restore the Uchiha peoples...

Sasuke:*walks away slowly*

Me: Hey! Get back here! *Jump on Sasuke's back*

Kakashi sees me on Sasuke's back.

Me: Hey! I know you! You are Kakashi that's Naruto's, Sasuke's, and Sakura's sensi. And you got your sharingan from...

Kakashi: I think I'll leave now. *disappears away*

Sasuke: NO!!! Don't leave me here with this idiot!

Me: Who are you calling an idiot. *hit him on the head*

Itachi passes by and sees me sitting on Sasuke.

Itachi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! I never knew you were that weak!

Sasuke: She jumped on me while I was walking away from her.

Itachi: Sure she did. *takes a picture, laughs some more, and teleports away*

Sasuke: NO!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!! *turns to me* Can you get off of me?

Me: I can, but I won't. *ties him up and drags him*

Iqra: *walks by and sees me with poor Sasuke* Yumi! What the heck are you doing with Sasuke and how the heck did I get here?

Me: I have Sasuke because he was trying to get away and I don't even know how I got here.

Iqra: Oh...Then that's fine!

Fangirls see me with tied up Sasuke.

Fangirl: What the heck are you doing with Sasuke?!?!?!?

Me: Why should I tell you??

Iqra: This is going to a long day...

Fangirl: We challenge you to get Sasuke back!

Me and Iqra: BRING IT ON SUCKERS!

The End of part 1.

Sasuke: Next time with Yumi, Iqra, and Sasuke" Yumi and Iqra face the fangirls. Also, they somehow get back to the realworld and I'm stuck there with them! See what happens next time in the episode...

Yumi, Iqra and the fangirls face-off

Poll!! Did you like my dumb comic thingy? (no matter what you say I'm going to put them up anyway)

A. lol! It was so funny! lol!

B. It was kinda good...

C. It was terrible! None of the things made sense.(-_- Why do you think I said I mad a stupid comic.)

D. It was great! It was so funny and I want to know what will happen next!!!

Here are some pics...

 So beautiful.

I never knew he would say this.

 lol!!

 I could've guessed.

Why would he hug him! He's too weird!

 Yeah, listen to him!

They are right! It is a pshysopath! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HHHHHHHHHHHH... I think I'm done now...AHHH! A PSHYSOPATH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Today's my Birthday!! Here are some pics that I found!

Poor SasukeTiffany's profile pic!!!

So adorable!!!!!!!lol

Now in honor of my B-day...!!!!!!!!!

The answers for the quiz....

Shadow_freak_101 you got...

  Uchiha Sasuke! 

free_sprit_409 you got...

Hatake Kakashi!

Itachi_and_sasuke you got...

Uchiha Saskue! ( I put Itachi there because you like him better)

POLL! Who is better, Itachi or Sasuke??

Itachi- He is Sasuke's brother. He killed the Uchihas, his own family/clan to see what he can do. He didn't kill Sasuke because he was only 5 and he wasn't worthy to be killed by him. 

Sasuke- Itachi's brother. He seeks to kill him. He wants to restore his clan. He is currently with Naruto and Sakura being a better ninja to fufill his dream.

A. Itachi (WHAT!? After all I told you about his evilness!)

B. Sasuke (Yeah! ^_^)

C. I dunno (WHAT! I GAVE YOU A DESCRIPTION AND YOU DON"T KNOW!)

Well, BYE!

Snow! Lots and lots of snow! Here is a smaller obsession...

Naruto chibis!!!! Naruto Quiz:Who are you most like? Results can be Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi. 1. What hair color do you want?          A.Blond          B.Blue          C.pink          D.white  2. Why do you fight?     A.To train to fufill my dream     B.To kill someone     C. To train to do the missions     D. To protect 3. What is shionobi rule #25      A. I don't know      B. Who cares      C. Never to show emotions no matter what the circumstance      D. I am an elite shinobi I should know this 4.What do you do in your spare time?      A. Play with Konohamaru      B. Train      C. Figure out a way to win Sasuke!      D. Read 5. What is your dream?        A. To be the greastest hokage       B. To kill my brother       C. To win Sasuke!       D. I don't fell like sharing that with you. Answers next time!